Akina Sweeper

*TV Salesman:* "The Akina Sweeper, cutting edge technology inside of a man portable laser rifle, with bio-metric scanner to allow only the correct user to fire, and state of the art red alloy paint to double the durability, and style of the weapon.

Disclaimer, this item is a non functional novelty item for recreation uses only. It does not shoot, flash, move or otherwise do anything more then rest on your back and make you look cool."

*tv power off*