The Goblin Fedora

"As you see, these.....creatures.......will wrestle and combat their own kind for the chance to get their precious treasure. If they do, they will obsess over their supposed achievement and celebrate in their own abhorrent of ways. If they don't get the treasure, they become vile and disgusting. The entitlement twists the onset of their minds down a dark alley in which the only escape is to win. They think they know economics and that getting free items of massive quantity will resell for a ridiculous amount, the poor fools. I hear they even dislike the places they go to for the FREE treasure out of bitterness. Such a shame."--"If that is the case, may I ask, sir why you feed them?" -- "Well, they make me money...."