( TF2 ) Team Fortress 2 Red Demoman

What makes me a good clothing maker?

If I were a bad clothing maker, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin'

it with you now would I?

Let's do it!

Not one of ya's gonna' go buy this.

One black line, one wayward pinch of shading, one

good idea...and kablooie!

I got a Demo shirt. I'm a dumb, copying noob. They've got

more [censored] ...than they've got the likes of me.

So....

....T'all you fine copiers so proud, so dang-sure.

Prancin' aboot with your clothing full of Demoman! Come and get me

I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol VTG...

I'm a grim bloody vendetta....with an unhappy bloody end!

...

Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in banland!