Tobuscus' Diamond Sword

Do you like my sword, sword?

Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You cannot afford, 'ford

'Ford my diamond sword, sword

Even if you could, could

I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword

Exactly in this manner, manner

Welcome to my manor, manor

I ca-ca-ca-canna, canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword

Whenever I get bored, bored

I can swing my sword, sword

I can swing my sword, sword

Once I hit the floorboards

But I had it restored

And it was expensive

But it was a write-off!

Swinging is my business

And by that I mean swinging swords

Please do not ignore

Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was rhetorical

You know I am the oracle

I know you like my sword

It's made of freakin’ diamonds

If you don't, you're lyin'

But that would be fine

Because it is awesome

And you’re probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword

'Cause I am the lord, lord

Lord of diamond swords

Credits: Tobuscus - "I can swing my sword!"