He Who Cant Texture

never let lil bro cook, when you spoke to lil bro last time he argued with you about how he only needs to learn to model because he can just draw random scribbles and throw it into some AI thing and itll "texture" it for him. afterall lil bro firmly believes that AI is the future and doesnt think that this probably some weird internet phase where all companies invest into one thing cause its cool (whatever happened to the metaverse lol). except the result didnt go the way god intended and in order to cover up their tracks they used the power of editing and sent one knight from each filter on some free paint software to deepfry the texture so the details get lost between each pixel to pretend its a joke item. I think he also expected everyone to go along with his "Joke" even know the entire class knows that lil bro simply CANNOT cook.

-This is a joke item. (I made up the story on the spot)

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